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My Metamorphosis to Crazy Cat Lady is Almost Complete

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My Metamorphosis to Crazy Cat Lady is Almost Complete

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Starr O'Hara
Apr 24, 2023
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My Metamorphosis to Crazy Cat Lady is Almost Complete

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I went to the local animal shelter on Friday to adopt a cat, but I accidentally got two. 

I couldn't help it. It was so hard to decide between them, and they were obviously each other's emotional support animals. And then the shelter lady was like, "Cats are buy one get one free." 

But as we all know at Extremists Being Awesome, cats are very productive. …

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