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I’m saying this prayer every month but I get sick every month. I must be saying it too quickly. There must be a magic way to repeat the incantation that only Science can deliver effectively. I mean he never got si- Oh, never mind.

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Did you double mask while intoning?

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I did but I admit now that I waited three weeks to get the first jab. I thought they should have been reserved for the needy first but now I realize I was hesitant and may have contributed to multiple deaths by so doing. Hesitancy is the worst sin. Until I have been appropriately punished for my hesitation I shall be continually ill henceforth.

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Aug 28, 2022Liked by Starr O'Hara

He is not retiring, he said he was pursuing the next phase in his career...

Maybe he wants to be Math next?

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lmao

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